God Hates Fornicators

31 May
On my way in to the Kentucky Derby I saw all these awesome people holding signs and talking about God. I decided it would be fun to ask them a few questions about religion and porn and sex and stuff. At first I was nervous to talk to them because I know they hate me even though Jesus loves me and stuff. But then I realized, these people want to get their message out to the world, otherwise they wouldn’t be standing there preaching at the Derby….. Here is the first video….
More to come tomorrow!

6 Responses to “God Hates Fornicators”

  1. Greg May 31, 2013 at 1:10 pm #

    LMAO at the idiot’s statement “Roman Catholics aren’t Christian”. These fools are so incredibly ignorant and narrow minded. They are the very lowest of character with their intolerance of all things that don’t fit into the tiny little medieval minds. They give nothing to the world but hate.

  2. j from nj May 31, 2013 at 2:52 pm #

    This is absolutely amazing.

  3. Original Sinner-G May 31, 2013 at 7:53 pm #

    GD wants people to have freedom of choice, true, real informed consent as to what adults do with adults own thoughts and bodies, that is why the mystical/mythical text of the Bible says that GD placed special trees in the Garden of Eden, yet GD warned Adam and Eve not to eat. GD being an omniscient entity would surely know in advance that Adam and Eve would eat of the forbidden fruit, but GD wants all people to have freedom of choice.

    That is why GD did not create robots, instead GD created people. GD loves real choice.

    The other interesting point Your Worshipfulness, is that in the story of Jericho, the sex worker Rechav (‘Rahab’) dangled a red thread from her window as a sign to the Israelites to destroy the city. In that mystical text, the voice of GD instructs the Israelites to literally slay every living creature in the entire city EXCEPT for the sex worker.

    Clearly, GD loves sex workers.

    In fact, although there are prohibitions on all sorts of things in the Bible, prohibitions on eating pork, even prohibitions on mixing wool and linen, the only out right prohibitions on sex work in the Ancient/Old Testament are very, very specific. A person is prohibited from making his daughter become a sex worker, and a virgin is never supposed to be compelled into sex work, and sex work is forbidden in the Temple. Other than that, basically everything goes in the Bible, except for male homosexuality. Lesbianism and having multiple wives, even thousands of concubines was okay for the Kings of Israel. Sex work was considered to be okay, so long as it was not incestuous, and so long as it was not in the Temple, and so long as she was not a virgin (or a child in other words). The Bible is thousands of years old, but even still, despite its very traditional ‘old fashioned’ values did not make any prohibition on adult entertainment, so long as it is completely between consenting informed adults. And, obviously, no animals can be involved, and no children. Harm ye none!

    Onto the New Testament…..The Gospel of Magdalena indicates, that Magdalena may have been Jesus’ favorite disciple. Even those who try to discredit the Gospel of Magdalena realize a few things. Firstly, as far as I know the New Testament never overtly says that Magdalena was a sex worker. Secondly, even if she was, the character Jesus clearly came (no pun intended) to the aid of Magdalena and other womens’ freedom of choice anyway.

    Jesus was a radical libertarian, so am I. PLEASE PRINCESS DONNA I want your talented self to produce and direct a gang bang about homeless guys who’ve been abused by cops getting revenge by gang banging a female natural busty cop in an alleyway. As far as I know it has not been done before. Especially if you can manage to lube up and stick a functional police radio in her vagina catching the off screen banter of police, and of course the obligatory toilet plunger (safely, consensually of course) up her ass, a la Abner Louima.

    Yours in revenge, yours in liberty,

    Original Sinner-G

  4. Lotte June 18, 2013 at 1:20 am #

    Hahaha so funny! Preople can be so stupid

    • Lotte June 18, 2013 at 1:21 am #

      Haha ment people

  5. Anonymous July 31, 2013 at 10:11 am #

    Nice work Donna!

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