Riding in the car on the way to the Kentucky Derby. Employing the same method for Derby going that I employ in the rest of my life. Go in blind.
Fleetwood Mac is playing on the radio, and it’s true, I am getting older too.
Last night at dinner we were talking about virginity and thus the hymen which made me wonder, what the fuck is the physiological purpose of the hymen. So we googled it and the best answer we could find was that it was once used to keep dirt and stuff out of the vag. So I guess back before we had underpants your hymen was like nature’s underpants?
This led to conversation about having your hymen popped on camera because this is something that I’ve seen happen and been asked about recently.
When dinner was over we started listening to some songs in French and Spanish and putting the lyrics into Google translate so we could understand what they were saying.
While I was standing there at the translator (computer) I decided to start writing a song about saving your hymen for god. So we did that and we made it a country and western song and I think it’s pretty catchy actually. It’s called, “My Young Lady Thing.” I’ll put up a video of the song soon.
Now I think I might start a Christian rock band because this morning I wrote another song called, “Give it up to God.”
Writing Christian songs is easy because it’s all about, you know, just praising Jesus. It’s a narrow topic. And I guess I like those restrictions. And of course the funny factor.