NYE, Australia, Sex, Weddings, and Neck Tattoos

Last New Year’s Eve I was in Cape Bridgewater Australia. My friend Coco and I flew over the day before NYE I think. I don’t remember landing. Our bags didn’t land with us, because, well technically we missed our flight while hanging out at the airport bar……? When we went to our gate to ask and asked where I flight was the flight attendant dude said, “LA.” Thanks ass. Aren’t they supposed to call our names out or something?

Here we are on the flight….

                                

It ended up working out fine because we got on the direct flight to Sydney like we wanted in the first place. And then they delivered our bags to us. So all things considered it seems like the airport bar was the right choice.

On our way to Cape Bridgewater from the Melbourne airport we stopped to pee and I fell and scratched my shoes. I was bummed until I traded my shoes for my friend’s jumper. We arrived at night. Before we got to the house we saw the water and jumped out and went skinny dipping. That was lovely. When we showed up at the cabin some friends were getting married. Well, technically we weren’t friends yet because we had never met. But I had totally seen them on facebook. So, making a speech at their wedding seemed appropriate. I did that. Then we all had sex. That was fun.

The next day I went to the grocery store and found some amazing sippy cups that I couldn’t resist. It was a two pack. I kept one and gave one to the bride.

I went on a boat ride to look at seals.

I drank champagne from my sippy cup. The groom rolled me cigarettes. We had dance parties and made food and relaxed. It was beautiful.

I had a great New Year’s Eve this year too. I guess I’ll tell you about it later. Maybe tomorrow.

xoxo

Princess Donna